Ah, if I were doing nothing merely out of laziness! Lord, how I would respect myself then. Precisely because I would be capable at least of laziness, at least of one definite quality that I myself could be certain of. Question: Who are you? Answer: A lazy man. Why, it would be a pleasure to hear this about myself. It would mean that I was positively identified, that there was something to be said about me. “A lazy man!” Why, that’s a title and a vocation, it’s a career.